AUSTRALIAN SATIRE. ZERO PARTY LOYALTY.LOADING THE BRIEFING…

EST. IN A PERMANENT STATE OF DISBELIEF

WEAR YOUR
DISAPPROVAL.

They’ve got a mandate.
You’ve got a better T-shirt.

Australian political satire. Clothing with a point.
For anyone who’s had a bloody gutful.

SHOP THE GEAR ↗
01 — INDEPENDENT BY DESIGNNOT AUTHORISED BY ANYONE IMPORTANT.
THE NATIONAL MOOD↗ CPC—001
OFFICIALLY
UNOFFICIAL.CANBERRA DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS.
GOOD GEAR. BAD ATTITUDE.MADE TO ORDER ↗
NO SPIN.+NO PARTY LINE.+JUST TAKING THE PISS.+

THE UNOFFICIAL UNIFORM

FRESH FROM
THE BACKBENCH. (06)

For the pub. For the protest.
For explaining yourself at Christmas.

DESIGNED TO START A CONVERSATION. OR END ONE.MADE TO ORDER. NOT BY COMMITTEE. ↗

THE PARTY LINE (THERE ISN’T ONE)

IF YOU CAN’T
FIX THE SYSTEM,
TAKE THE PISS.

DRESS ACCORDINGLY ↗
/ 01

NOT LEFT.
NOT RIGHT.
JUST OVER IT.

We’re Crooked Policy Co. An Australian clothing label for people who watch Question Time and wonder whether anyone’s read the question.

We turn political theatre into things you can actually wear. No rehearsed party lines. No polished talking points. Just a healthy disrespect for anyone taking themselves too seriously.

Every side gets a serve.
That’s the whole policy.

FOR THE RECORD

LESS SPIN.
MORE FINE PRINT.

01 / THE GEAR

MADE WHEN
YOU ORDER.

Printed to order. Your gear gets made because you want it, not because someone forecast a landslide.

02 / THE JOKE

SATIRE.
NOT A MANIFESTO.

We make clothes and take the piss. Wearing a tee is not an endorsement of an entire political philosophy.

03 / THE POINT

QUESTION
THE DRESS CODE.

A little independent thought looks good on you. Especially when it comes with absolutely no talking points.

YOUR CURRENT POSITION

THE BAG.

LET’S GET THIS OUT OF CANBERRA

WHERE’S IT GOING?

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